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Trust Demotivational Poster


TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm, #254473
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm, #239462
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm, #222943
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am, #222933
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am, #222932
what a good ph**o!


TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...




T R U S T - “Trust is like a vase. Once it's broken, though you can fix it the vase will never be same again.”


TAGS: trust
Rating: 4.5/5

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justme - May 23, 2011, 2:06 pm, #218953
great poster 5l
rerun - May 22, 2011, 5:48 pm, #218912

superb


TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears


TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm, #227513
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am, #227503
This is one of the best


HONEY, TRUST ME -


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.69/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am, #213385
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am, #213383
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.


CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am, #236156
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm, #235893
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm, #235804
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm, #235799
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm, #235795
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.


TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm, #225244

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am, #225215
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."


GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -




MUSTACHE -




NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...


TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm, #244735
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm, #232919
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm, #232853
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am, #232819
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)


TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.




BETRAYAL -


TAGS: stab back lack of trust
Rating: 4.71/5

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autumnspirit - January 3, 2011, 11:56 pm, #209078
Dammit Monkey! I wanted to vote! Love it!


CRY ME A RIVER -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: murder trust true love money
Rating: 4.54/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 9:34 am, #229256
you gotta l5ve this one :)


I HAVE THE MISSILES -


TAGS: trust life airman
Rating: 4.55/5

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maoworks2 - April 14, 2012, 10:57 am, #233266
Trust Nobody !
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:13 pm, #233186
From a few thousand feet? we're both dead XD thanks
holymoly - April 13, 2012, 4:00 pm, #233185
As long as your under me to break the fall.... Nice


TRUST -




TRUST - Love All, Trust a Few Do Wrong to none Unless he drops you


TAGS: love trust
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - June 8, 2011, 2:46 pm, #219693
great
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 7:27 pm, #219645
LOL 5


TRUST ISSUES -




Trust -


TAGS: trust
Rating: 4.6/5

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falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 9:07 am, #247166
Except Canadian banks.
Bolverk3778 - June 29, 2013, 4:47 pm, #247137
Never trust a bank with it in their name!!


CONSENSUS -


TAGS: men women trust consensus mariand
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 8:49 pm, #232730
Touche chez...


TRUST - "We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone" Walter Anderson




THANKS, RON -




THERE IS ALWAYS - Light at the end of the tunnel Just pray that it isn't a train coming your way




TRUST ME! - I'm A Doctor


TAGS: trust me i m a doctor fetish
Rating: 2.77/5

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Uncle Twin - June 26, 2008, 10:05 pm, #7160
Gold Member? is that you?


TRUST -


TAGS: trust gone
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:37 pm, #233130
Heavy, rerun. A precious, fragile thing, made rare only by our own devices.
maoworks2 - April 12, 2012, 1:32 pm, #233095
Don't Trust Nobody !


WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome


TAGS: never trust anyone over 30
Rating: 4.05/5

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440wakeup - September 29, 2010, 6:11 pm, #196032
Yeah like how "Fight for your right too PARTY" is considered a protest song
CoolioIndeed - September 29, 2010, 12:24 pm, #196004
Looks like Wolverine has let himself go.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:15 pm, #196002
Behind The Funny, Lies A Deep Meaning. 5ls


Trust Issues -




IN GOD WE TRUST -


TAGS: trust
Rating: 4.88/5

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BELONGING -


TAGS: trust me on this one
Rating: 4.5/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:42 am, #250006
A very sad point indeed. :c
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:32 pm, #183467
This lone circumspect poster, versus tens of thousands. 5L


SURMISE -


TAGS: beauty life trust
Rating: 4.33/5

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Venator - September 19, 2012, 5:11 pm, #239253
They are beautiful and fascinating! A nereid of some kind, a sea worm or rag worm, there are a lot of different species usually up to about 10 inches. The can bite you rather hard in the finger if you handle them but no one with venom to my knowledge...
gas - September 18, 2012, 12:06 pm, #239234
wow.. is that a kind of aquatic worm/fish parasite?
falloutghoul - September 18, 2012, 8:39 am, #239231
As long as it ain't venemous.


OLD AGE - Now then, no one promised you it would be all blue skies and dry farts, did they?


TAGS: never trust a fart
Rating: 3.1/5

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BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:34 pm, #102025
Excellent, this is einen success or something. I don't know, I'm pretty sure I failed German.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 3:49 pm, #101917
d***, you do find good ammo


BEAUTY -


TAGS: never trust a chick who promises that she would introduce you a girlfriend
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - June 9, 2010, 12:01 am, #179555
Good kill, good kill. 5L
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:42 am, #177986
Excellent Anything! 5L's
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:38 pm, #177939
Well done. 5L
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:24 pm, #177937
ouch!! 5L
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:23 pm, #177936
Great poster, great disclaimer!
Cubbybear - May 26, 2010, 10:55 pm, #177935
What a true statement
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:42 pm, #177934
there are*.
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:30 pm, #177933
There's many edits I could do with this one. I shall blame it all on the rapid approval.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage sacred trust respectul cheating
Rating: 4.75/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm, #212011
Thanks.... it does appear to be on the small side doestn't it. Squint those eyes now.
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:15 pm, #211989
Nice little poster Tellit.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:49 pm, #211860
awesome!!!! 5L
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 9:03 pm, #211855
Thanks Autumnspirit, I forgot to log-in as myself though.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 8:57 pm, #211854
Words flow wonderfully with the pic! Nice! 5L's


I JUST DON'T TRUST MY IN-LAWS - They said, "Nah, come on in, nothing to worry about." But I sense something is not right...




FORMULA FOR TROJAN - Know It. Learn It. Live It. Love It.


TAGS: trust trojan
Rating: 3.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 11:23 pm, #249074
Excellent! 5L! Maybe if people actually LEARN this equation, I can have a somewhat decent meal out without hearing a child's screams as their parents has learned so talentfuly to tune out.
boinger - October 11, 2011, 7:45 pm, #224963
On first glance, I saw the word TURD


UNLIKE IN REAL LIFE -


TAGS: idea calendar focus perseverance trust fund
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 16, 2012, 3:24 am, #240637
lol... now I know who to blame for my failure and, also, I realized that I got to get rich, so that my children to succed...hehehe
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 10:01 pm, #240634
oops...the advice was...get out!
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 10:00 pm, #240633
My parents gave me somewhat the same advice, it went a little like this....you're a bright young girl Missy, you're 18 Missy, your mom and I have shared one idea for the past year for you Missy....! They weren't rich so I ended up here. :)


The Things They Cannot Say -




Sage Advice -


TAGS: hope trust live learn marriage
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 19, 2014, 3:50 pm, #256767
Sage advice
MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:50 pm, #256761
You and Steve went for drinks last night and shared horror stories about the little women? Well same 5L advice I offered him probably would work for your situation too.


Trust -




THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am, #172946
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


Trust -




TRUSTWORTHY -


TAGS: trustworthy matador bull fight stab
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:54 pm, #188096
The caption definitely compliments the picture. 5L
Sean - August 6, 2010, 6:26 pm, #188029
I love this one. Ambiance and attitude. Beautiful.


CORRUPTION -


TAGS: fire hate trust moral
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 5:29 pm, #255102
And it magically 5ummons these men in helmets who drive around in these loud, wailing trucks, and they arbitrarily spray water everywhere.
falloutghoul - November 7, 2012, 8:02 am, #240443
And makes thine bacon extra crispy.


Fraud! -


TAGS: cookies chocolate raisin trust deceived
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - January 7, 2014, 1:14 am, #252001
"I like oatmeal raisin cookies." Back you demon! The power of Christ compels you!
Silverheart - January 6, 2014, 1:16 pm, #251994
It's a special kind of disappointment, biting into a chocolate chip cookie... only to find out it's actually oatmeal raisin. I like oatmeal raisin cookies, but when you're expecting chocolate chip, not so much
lgvernon - January 6, 2014, 1:39 am, #251989

ATTICA! Attica! Attica!
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 11:39 pm, #251987
Oh hun ain't words that can describe how much I hate raisins! They're the purest form of cruelty to instill upon poor gra**s. AND they look like wittle wabbit poops. I've got yer placard ready...protest at city hall tonight!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 10:53 pm, #251986

OK, this does it. We're definitely related. (Raising fist in anti-raisin solidarity with my fuzzy sister from the nort' country.)


A GREAT DEPRESSION -


TAGS: trust me on this dudes and dudettes this is very funny and will change the world though maybe not for the better
Rating: 4.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 12:16 am, #214617
PM?...Prostate massage?, Thank god for that.
Sean - March 19, 2011, 12:09 am, #214616
PFS? Penile Flacidity Syndrome? All right. Who blabbed? Somebody's never getting another PM from me, that's for sure.
narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:32 pm, #214612
PFS
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am, #175569
Ah hahahaha! Ha! YES!!!
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 1:01 am, #173071
To be fair, the portion of the ship that is still above water still has power. It's okay to sink to your death so long as you can see the flood coming.


Trust -




ALL FOR NOT -


TAGS: monogamy trust love secret priest
Rating: 4.44/5

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MilDoc - March 9, 2011, 12:37 pm, #213868
Not to be a Grammer Nazi, Aggie, but shouldn't it be "All for Naught"?


WORTH KNOWING -




SO WHEN IT ALL FAILS--- - Blame Dr. Spock!


TAGS: trust spock startrek
Rating: 3.33/5

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R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:25 am, #153222
Dang Vulcans!


BLAME YOUR WIFE - She threw out the instructions!


TAGS: wife instructions christmas tree besides who would trust you to do this
Rating: 3/5

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MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 1:02 am, #141353
Christmas moonshine came early.
WTFO - December 1, 2009, 1:01 am, #141352
Looks more like a Christmas bush, to me. Of course, I've never seen one with stringed lights before but what the hell?


BIG BANKS -


TAGS: big banks trust bilk money dollars fail corporate bailout
Rating: 2.67/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:09 am, #196396
c...c...c...c...combo breaker!!!! oh wait..................... b...b...b...b...bull


EATING OUT -




REMEMBER - They really don’t care how your day was they just get paid to act like they do




Man - Dog -


TAGS: love friendship trust joining spirits
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 27, 2014, 9:45 pm, #257455
Thanks, GaryO. I 'spose like most all forms of art a vested interest creates some passion, which, however inadvertently, shines through.
GaryO - October 27, 2014, 9:22 pm, #257453
This...is somewhere beyond glorious.


Parental Guidance -




rough times -




Not all farts should be trusted! -




Trust Me -


TAGS: trust wolf sheep
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 3:12 pm, #260578
The truth behind politicians has been revealed! LOL! 5L


Skepticism - Learned Behavior -




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